as Himself
as Zombie
as Pvt. Forney
as Guard
as Santo
as Prison Guard
as Vince
as Bartender
as Stu
as Peeping Eric
as Police Co-Pilot
as Gomer
as Telegram Boy
as Secret Service Agent 1
as Posse Member #4
as Dale
as Timmy / Clown
as Josh
as Captain Lassard
as Cop
as Sniper
as Ernie
as Jailer
as Lee Phillips
as Henry
as Jeffrey Mordrid
