as Brad
as Fraternity Boy
as (original version)
as (as David Lee)
as Frank
as Crazy Marty
as Himself
as Dave Castiglione
as Dave
as Ramone Solitaire (as David Lee)
as Henchman (as David Lee)
as Artie Jr. (as David Lee)
as Sgt. Burns / Mr. Simms / Tootsie
as Officer Johns
as Police Chief
as Joe ("The Cheating Husband" segment) / Phil ("The Photo Shoot" segment) (as David Lee)
as Bill
as The Coin Flip Killer
as Dawson
as Donald
as Wilbur
as Killer (as David Lee)
