as Brad
as (original version)
as Frank
as Artie Jr. (as David Lee)
as Himself
as Officer Johns
as (as David Lee)
as Bill
as Fraternity Boy
as Dave Castiglione
as Donald
as Ramone Solitaire (as David Lee)
as Dave
as Crazy Marty
as Dawson
as Joe ("The Cheating Husband" segment) / Phil ("The Photo Shoot" segment) (as David Lee)
as Henchman (as David Lee)
as Wilbur
as Sgt. Burns / Mr. Simms / Tootsie
as The Coin Flip Killer
as Killer (as David Lee)
