as (original version)
as Ramone Solitaire (as David Lee)
as Killer (as David Lee)
as Dave
as Henchman (as David Lee)
as (as David Lee)
as Dawson
as Craig (as David Lee)
as Officer Johns
as Frank
as Crazy Marty
as Dave Castiglione
as Bill
as Police Chief
as Joe ("The Cheating Husband" segment) / Phil ("The Photo Shoot" segment) (as David Lee)
as Brad
as Sgt. Burns / Mr. Simms / Tootsie
as Fraternity Boy
as Artie Jr. (as David Lee)
as Cop (as David Lee)
as Himself
as Donald
as Jake (as David Lee)
as Clifford Pierce (as David Lee)
as Hitman
as The Coin Flip Killer
as Michael Emerson
as Wilbur
