as Brad
as (original version)
as Himself
as Frank
as Fraternity Boy
as Artie Jr. (as David Lee)
as Ramone Solitaire (as David Lee)
as Bill
as (as David Lee)
as Donald
as Officer Johns
as Henchman (as David Lee)
as Dave Castiglione
as Dave
as The Coin Flip Killer
as Killer (as David Lee)
as Crazy Marty
as Dawson
as Joe ("The Cheating Husband" segment) / Phil ("The Photo Shoot" segment) (as David Lee)
as Wilbur
as Sgt. Burns / Mr. Simms / Tootsie
