as Paul Delamare
as Le narrateur
as Capitaine Pierret
as Serra
as Jésus
as Jean
as Guillaume Van Effentem
as Arnaud
as Inspecteur Serge Minot
as Vacard
as Nicolas Sarkozy
as Gadouille
as Molina
as Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
as Alex
as Moreno (voice)
as Inspector Levallois
as Antoine
as Michel Fernandez
as Pierre Combaud
as Legret
as Gustave
as Alain Bisset
as Spinozi
as Nino
as Grocer
as Professeur de théâtre
as François
as Piotr
as Fred
as Ludo, adolescent
as Daniel
as Alphonse Chauvieux
as (voice)
as Pablo Picasso
as Chris
as Tony
as Voltaire
as Michel Masselot
as Arnaud Roussel / François Conrad / Crésus
as Nils
as Jean-Philippe Chevalier
as Mike (not credited)
as Healer
as Théophile Maupas
as Raboliot
as Jean-Paul
as Pierre Labatut
as Georges
as Grégoire
as Alfred Dreyfus
as Francis Heaulme
as L'homme au break
as Zed
as Acolyte
as 112
as Dumont
as Franck
as Yves Kermadec
as Claude
as Thomas
as Serge
as Pierre Duval
as Benoit
as Fabien Vincent
as French President
as Prosper Saval
as Grandin
as Dangeac
as Grégory Marsan
as Colbert
