as Paul Delamare
as Capitaine Pierret
as Serra
as Grocer
as Guillaume Van Effentem
as Michel Fernandez
as Tony
as Moreno (voice)
as Piotr
as Inspecteur Serge Minot
as Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
as François
as Franck
as Jésus
as Spinozi
as Ludo, adolescent
as Vacard
as Professeur de théâtre
as L'homme au break
as Fred
as Alex
as Raboliot
as Gustave
as Francis Heaulme
as Nino
as Alfred Dreyfus
as Georges
as Healer
as Grégoire
as Jean-Philippe Chevalier
as Jean
as Alain Bisset
as Jean-Paul
as Chris
as Antoine
as Voltaire
as Pierre Combaud
as Inspector Levallois
as Michel Masselot
as Pierre Labatut
as Claude
as Molina
as Zed
as Arnaud Roussel / François Conrad / Crésus
as Yves Kermadec
as Daniel
as Théophile Maupas
as Arnaud
as Pablo Picasso
as Serge
as Dumont
as (voice)
as Le narrateur
as Acolyte
as Legret
as 112
as Gadouille
as Nils
as Nicolas Sarkozy
as Alphonse Chauvieux
as Benoit
as Pierre Duval
as French President
as Fabien Vincent
as Prosper Saval
as Grégory Marsan
as Dangeac
as Grandin
as Colbert