as Paul Delamare
as Capitaine Pierret
as Serra
as Grocer
as Tony
as Moreno (voice)
as Guillaume Van Effentem
as Michel Fernandez
as Piotr
as Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
as Vacard
as François
as Inspecteur Serge Minot
as Jésus
as Georges
as Jean
as Professeur de théâtre
as Pierre Combaud
as Jean-Paul
as Franck
as Théophile Maupas
as Spinozi
as Alfred Dreyfus
as Francis Heaulme
as L'homme au break
as Healer
as Molina
as Antoine
as Alex
as Voltaire
as Pierre Labatut
as Le narrateur
as Arnaud Roussel / François Conrad / Crésus
as Nino
as Gustave
as Grégoire
as Nils
as Jean-Philippe Chevalier
as Alain Bisset
as Zed
as Acolyte
as Legret
as Fred
as Inspector Levallois
as Arnaud
as Serge
as Gadouille
as Alphonse Chauvieux
as Nicolas Sarkozy
as Raboliot
as Pablo Picasso
as Ludo, adolescent
as Chris
as (voice)
as Yves Kermadec
as Claude
as 112
as Dumont
as Michel Masselot
as Daniel
as Benoit
as Pierre Duval
as Fabien Vincent
as French President
as Prosper Saval
as Grégory Marsan
as Dangeac
as Grandin
as Colbert