as Piotr
as Moreno (voice)
as Paul Delamare
as Serra
as Legret
as Voltaire
as Gadouille
as Nino
as Inspecteur Serge Minot
as Capitaine Pierret
as Vacard
as Arnaud Roussel / François Conrad / Crésus
as Molina
as Guillaume Van Effentem
as Raboliot
as Théophile Maupas
as Grocer
as Inspector Levallois
as Antoine
as Jésus
as Michel Fernandez
as Tony
as Pierre Labatut
as Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
as Mike (not credited)
as Gustave
as Professeur de théâtre
as Nils
as François
as Le narrateur
as Chris
as Pierre Combaud
as Jean
as Alex
as (voice)
as Jean-Philippe Chevalier
as Ludo, adolescent
as Arnaud
as Alain Bisset
as Fred
as Daniel
as Pablo Picasso
as Franck
as Healer
as Francis Heaulme
as Grégoire
as Zed
as Alfred Dreyfus
as Spinozi
as Georges
as Serge
as Alphonse Chauvieux
as L'homme au break
as Jean-Paul
as 112
as Yves Kermadec
as Michel Masselot
as Thomas
as Claude
as Nicolas Sarkozy
as Acolyte
as Pierre Duval
as Benoit
as Fabien Vincent
as French President
as Pigou
as Prosper Saval
as Dangeac
as Grégory Marsan
as Grandin
as Dumont
as Colbert
