as Paul Delamare
as Le narrateur
as Nicolas Sarkozy
as Guillaume Van Effentem
as L'homme au break
as Capitaine Pierret
as Daniel
as Vacard
as Legret
as Molina
as Nino
as Inspecteur Serge Minot
as Serra
as Gadouille
as Inspector Levallois
as Tony
as Voltaire
as Spinozi
as Alain Bisset
as Antoine
as Grocer
as Michel Fernandez
as Nils
as Moreno (voice)
as Théophile Maupas
as François
as Jean-Philippe Chevalier
as Ludo, adolescent
as Georges
as Gustave
as Acolyte
as Pierre Labatut
as Piotr
as Chris
as Raboliot
as Grégoire
as Actor who refuses to film with Laurent
as Alfred Dreyfus
as Jean
as Professeur de théâtre
as Healer
as Arnaud
as Alex
as Claude
as Mike (not credited)
as (voice)
as Serge
as Jésus
as Pierre Combaud
as Arnaud Roussel / François Conrad / Crésus
as Zed
as Fred
as Franck
as Dumont
as Michel Masselot
as 112
as Alphonse Chauvieux
as Jean-Paul
as Francis Heaulme
as Pablo Picasso
as Yves Kermadec
as Benoit
as Pierre Duval
as French President
as Fabien Vincent
as Prosper Saval
as Dangeac
as Grégory Marsan
as Grandin
as Colbert
