Born in 1964, exact birthday unknown.
as James "Jönssi" Kaakelberg
as David Foster / Jarmo / Baarimikko / Metusalem Toukka / Otto Luger-Parabellum / Kannibaalien johtaja
as Spude
as Ravintolakonsertin kuuluttaja
as Videokuvaaja (as Heikki 'Pote' Vihinen)
as Macke
as Kauri Koski
as Raku
as Kimmo
as Datanomi Kaisla / Syanid-orkesterin laulaja / Man on Police Radio (voice)
as Jukka Emil Vanaja
