as Mr. Keller
as Vic
as Maitre'd
as Victor (Maitre'd)
as Sir Edward Ramsay (voice)
as Loan Officer
as SEC Agent #1
as Steve Popovich
as Officer Stone
as Ernest
as Ted Goggle
as Photographer
as Sam Tyler
as Yuppie Man
as Immigration
as Mr. Munster
as Chip
as Dr. Dresdin
as Alien Crewman
as Producer #2
as Johnson
as Announcer
as Dave
as Ken
as Guy in Absurd Sweater
as Brad Cooper
as Maitre D'
as Charles Kolchak
as Dr. David Lyman
as Colonel Stanley Owlen
as Vet
as Maitre 'D
as Club Manager
as Bob
as Storage Manager
as Waiter
as Carl
as Joseph Haydn / Aristocrat #1 / Constable #1 (voice)
as Narrator