as Mr. Keller
as Vic
as Maitre'd
as Sir Edward Ramsay (voice)
as Victor (Maitre'd)
as Officer Stone
as Steve Popovich
as SEC Agent #1
as Loan Officer
as Ernest
as Ted Goggle
as Photographer
as Chip
as Mr. Munster
as Yuppie Man
as Guy in Absurd Sweater
as Immigration
as Ken
as Maitre 'D
as Johnson
as Alien Crewman
as Vet
as Producer #2
as Dr. Dresdin
as Dave
as Maitre D'
as Charles Kolchak
as Dr. David Lyman
as Colonel Stanley Owlen
as Club Manager
as Waiter
as Joseph Haydn / Aristocrat #1 / Constable #1 (voice)
as John Monahan
as Carl
as Narrator