as Vic
as Mr. Keller
as Maitre'd
as Victor (Maitre'd)
as Sir Edward Ramsay (voice)
as Officer Stone
as Loan Officer
as Steve Popovich
as SEC Agent #1
as Ernest
as Ted Goggle
as Yuppie Man
as Chip
as Mr. Munster
as Photographer
as Producer #2
as Alien Crewman
as Ken
as Maitre D'
as Guy in Absurd Sweater
as Dave
as Immigration
as Dr. Dresdin
as Vet
as Dr. David Lyman
as Charles Kolchak
as Club Manager
as Colonel Stanley Owlen
as John Monahan
as Carl
as Johnson
as Maitre 'D
as Narrator
as Joseph Haydn / Aristocrat #1 / Constable #1 (voice)
as Storage Manager
as Waiter