as Vic
as Mr. Keller
as Maitre'd
as Victor (Maitre'd)
as Sir Edward Ramsay (voice)
as Officer Stone
as Loan Officer
as Steve Popovich
as SEC Agent #1
as Johnson
as Ted Goggle
as Ernest
as Guy in Absurd Sweater
as Maitre 'D
as Photographer
as Ken
as Immigration
as Yuppie Man
as Mr. Munster
as Alien Crewman
as Dave
as Chip
as Dr. Dresdin
as Maitre D'
as Charles Kolchak
as Vet
as Producer #2
as Dr. David Lyman
as Colonel Stanley Owlen
as Waiter
as Joseph Haydn / Aristocrat #1 / Constable #1 (voice)
as Club Manager
as Storage Manager
as John Monahan
as Carl
as Narrator