as Prince Valium
as The Psychic
as Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein (voice)
as Mark
as Derek
as Bernie
as Not-Yet-Out Gay Guy
as Eddie
as Magistrate (voice)
as Tex
as Tom
as Self
as Erastus / Isaac (voice)
as Majestrate / Jeramiah (voice)
as Maurice's Ex
as Licea (voice)
as Mr. Monroe
as Attendant #1
as Cert
as Jacques-Jean / Emerald Joe (voice)
as Neal Tanner
as Monroe Ficus
as Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein
