as Football Coach (uncredited)
as Narrator / Lumberjack (segment "Arbor Day")
as Jake
as Tae-Kwon-Do Instructor / Judge (uncredited)
as Soldier
as Pants on Fire Mercenary
as Det. Russo
as Blackjack Jim
as Bouncer Guard
as Front Desk Cop (Uncredited)
as Benedict
as Roy Lovin
as Francis McDonald
as Ass Kicker / Hells Angel
