as Bombardier Ready
as Ernie Bragg
as Harry
as Self - Interviewee
as William
as Self
as Marco the Cereal Killer
as Lyons
as William / Sergeant Jock Strapp (archive footage)
as Twitching Father
as Chief Superintendent
as Chimney Sweep / Mr. Firkin / Gong Basher / Adam / Madrigal Singer / Charles Burke / Mephistopheles
as Singing Caveman / Crapper / German Soldier / Ballerina / Alan A'Dale / Shopper
as Sergeant Jock Strapp
as Constable
as Senior Police Officer
as Police Sergeant
as Alfred
as Colonel Yackoff
as Sir Jethro Houndsbotham
as Master of the Rolls / Lord Essex
as Ethelred
as Lord Peter Flimsy
as Sir Gay
as Clodson
as Dick Darcy
as Jake
