as The Old Man
as Jacques
as 'Jessica' / Internet Man (segment "People Can Lick Too")
as Antonio
as Underwood
as Giorgio
as Malthon
as Early Morning Drinker
as Dean - Neighbor
as Arcade
as Fawkes
as Millspawl
as Clayton
as Roger Newbold
as Steve 4X
as Dr. Charles Flint
as Ghost of Christmas Past / Topper
as Self
as The Instructor
as Steve 4x