as Trump / Bernard St Bernard (voice)
as Tony Blair (archive footage) (uncredited)
as Piston Pete (voice)
as Golcrum / Senator Hawk / President
as Hughie Green, Cast of Lena, Edinburgh Fringe (uncredited)
as Tom Baker (voice)
as Boris Johnson
as Prime Minister
as Barry Cryer
as The Doctor
as Michael Parkinson (voice)
as Host
as Ant / Self
as Self
as Himself - Impressionist / Larry Grayson
as Himself
as Narrator
as Voice of Kenneth Williams
as Bertram Jewell
as Harry Taylor
as Additional Voices
as Andrew Lloyd Webber
