as Trump / Bernard St Bernard (voice)
as Prime Minister
as Piston Pete (voice)
as Tony Blair (archive footage) (uncredited)
as Hughie Green, Cast of Lena, Edinburgh Fringe (uncredited)
as Michael Parkinson (voice)
as Barry Cryer
as Golcrum / Senator Hawk / President
as Boris Johnson
as Ant / Self
as The Doctor
as Tom Baker (voice)
as Self
as Himself
as Host
as Narrator
as Himself - Impressionist / Larry Grayson
as Voice of Kenneth Williams
as Bertram Jewell
as Harry Taylor
as Andrew Lloyd Webber
as Additional Voices
