as Trump / Bernard St Bernard (voice)
as Tom Baker (voice)
as Prime Minister
as Tony Blair (archive footage) (uncredited)
as Golcrum / Senator Hawk / President
as Boris Johnson
as Self
as Michael Parkinson (voice)
as Barry Cryer
as Piston Pete (voice)
as The Doctor
as Ant / Self
as Host
as Voice of Kenneth Williams
as Narrator
as Hughie Green, Cast of Lena, Edinburgh Fringe (uncredited)
as Himself - Impressionist / Larry Grayson
as Himself
as Additional Voices
as Harry Taylor
as Bertram Jewell
as Andrew Lloyd Webber
