as Maitre'd
as Bakersfield Bouncer
as Crash Scene Cop
as Construction Worker
as Charon / Phlegyas / Senator / Dick Cheney (voice)
as Chuck
as Chase
as Second Cop
as 2nd Patrolman
as Detective
as First Uniform Cop
as Uniform Cop #1
as Lou
as Another Janitor
as Officer Woods
as Husband #1
as Officer Krupke
as Security Guard
as Coach Rogers
as Fireman
as Various