as Noonan
as Woody
as Henry
as VR Comedian
as Tommy
as James LeBlow
as Cameron
as (archive footage)
as Jacob
as Professor
as Ned
as The Judge
as Bobby America
as King (segment "Rumpelstiltskin")
as Bosley
as Mr. Drysdale
as Co-Pilot
as Soldier #1
as Wedding Planner / Elvis
as Mr. Fishman
as Rockin Rick (nonsex)
as Lion
as King Richard (nonsex)
as Husband
as The Pimp
as The Director
as Director
as Concierge / Durand-Durand
as Denny Sigfried (archive footage)
as Dr. Otto Octavius
as Hank
as Twisty The Clown
as Blanch / Camy
as Music Executive
as Doctor Octopus
as Larry
as Barnes
as Pornologist
as Howard Cunningham
as Zed
as Albert
as Terrance - Gay Attendant
as James LeBlow, Casting Director
as Johnny
as The Balladeer (voice)
as Apollo's Manager
as Ruben
as Danny
as Doctor Sam Loomis
as Detective Roush
as Sergio Bartholetti (nonsex)
as Principal Biggins
as Loan Shark
as Mr. Bradcock
as Film Professor