as Fitch
as Doctor
as Joe Odom
as Ghouly
as Danny Pierce
as Nino
as Barker
as Shaman
as Jesus
as Rocco
as Quinn
as Michael
as Richard Johnson
as jason klein
as Noah
as Doogy
as Dan O'Dare
as Elvis Presley
as Guy
as Vice President
as Dylan
as Nicholas 'Nick' De Noia
as Rudy Maravilla
as Self
as Himself
as Robert Marrs
as Ring-Wearing Alien (voice)
as Lewis Abernathy
as Chris Pappas
as Dr. Woods
as William Mamet
as Reverend TimTom
as Zach
as Vince Fisher
as Craig Turner
as Marc
as Jarret
as Al Sapienza
as Nick Bosch (segment "On a Deadman's Chest")
as Keating
as Barry
as Simon
as Richard 'Freefall' Burns