as Fitch
as Doctor
as Joe Odom
as Danny Pierce
as Jesus
as Richard Johnson
as Nino
as Barker
as Ghouly
as Michael
as Noah
as Quinn
as Shaman
as Guy
as jason klein
as Elvis Presley
as Rocco
as Vice President
as Doogy
as Dan O'Dare
as Nicholas 'Nick' De Noia
as Self
as Ring-Wearing Alien (voice)
as Himself
as Dylan
as Rudy Maravilla
as Robert Marrs
as Vince Fisher
as Chris Pappas
as William Mamet
as Marc
as Keating
as Craig Turner
as Nick Bosch (segment "On a Deadman's Chest")
as Reverend TimTom
as Dr. Woods
as Jarret
as Al Sapienza
as Lewis Abernathy
as Zach
as Simon
as Richard 'Freefall' Burns
as Barry