as Taxi boatman
as Uncle Bob
as Vincent
as Alf (voice)
as The Dodo
as Hospital Doctor
as Mr Bradley
as Noel Faulkner
as Self
as Petruchio
as Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy
as Colonel Dedshott
as Neighbour
as Himself, Various Characters
as Lew Grade
as Big Gary King
as Various
as Slow PC (as Tommy Cockles)
as Combover Guy
as Charlie Beckett
as Fenwick
as Leo Mclair
as Luke Baincross
as Sid Onslow
as Consultant
as Cardiothoracic Surgeon
as Various Characters
as Constable Funnyname (voice)
as Taxi Driver (voice)
as Jordan Strange
as Vaughan
as Brian Pern
as Screaming Pillows Pitchman
