as Bill Witherspoon
as Patrick Framm
as Patrick
as Murphy
as Mr. McGuire
as Jerry
as Mason Richards
as Sherman
as Ollie Plant
as Tim
as Stanley Heitmeyer
as Jim
as Cameron
as Self (archive footage)
as Santa
as John Adams
as Judge Weartherbee
as Brice Renard
as Self
as Perry Merrow
as Computer Face
as Agent Dainville
as Theo
as Al Borland
as Bill McKendree
as Victor
as David Bergen
as Fire Marshal O'Bannon
as Fred Peters
as David Tally
as Arthur Piller
as Stan Lunquist
