as Patrick Framm
as Patrick
as Brice Renard
as Ollie Plant
as Murphy
as Self
as Bill Witherspoon
as Mason Richards
as Stanley Heitmeyer
as Self (archive footage)
as Tim
as Cameron
as Mr. McGuire
as Agent Dainville
as John Adams
as Sherman
as Jerry
as Jim
as Santa
as Perry Merrow
as Judge Weartherbee
as Computer Face
as Theo
as Bill McKendree
as Al Borland
as Fire Marshal O'Bannon
as David Bergen
as Fred Peters
as David Tally
