as Major General Stanley (Pirates of Penzance)
as Judge at Wedding
as Wilson Rogers
as Dr. Shapiro
as Fred
as Mr. Boring
as Barnum Brown
as Dr. Malloy
as Mr. Sandman
as Project Destiny Engineer
as Joey Wallace
as Minister
as Mr. Sweeny
as Principal Morton
as Bob Arnoldson
as Chuck (voice)
as Bishop Carver
as Gary Hartman
as Vice Principal Ralph Calder
as Marcus Wynne
as Phil
as Bloodheart
as Mr. Tanner
as Lydon
as Coroner
as Administrator Calder
as Seligman
as Martin Hammerton
as First Officer Berg
as Father Jim
as CEO
as Principe Marshall
as Lawrence
as Quisling
as Grandpa Miller
as Dale Cullen (segment "The Phrenologist's Head")
as Father Schulz
as Abe Ford
as Seamus O'Rourke
as Hank
as Michael Ireland
as Dr. Reid
as Quinn Hill
as Hotel Manager
as Dr. Schofield
as Dr. Carl Wilson
as Mr. Eriksen
as Alan Duffy