as Ralphie May
as Pubert
as Intruder 2
as Dante
as J.C.'s brother
as Dr. Jacob Cullen
as Officer Bob
as Big G/ Dr. Jacob Cullen/J.C.'s brother
as Cupid's assistant
as Big G
as Goofy
as Janitor/Piazza's assistant
as Boom Mic Guy
as Cop 2 (voice)
as The cop
