as Bruno
as Tim
as Randy
as Lupus Arachnea (voice)
as Drew 'Gonzo' Gonville
as Offensive Coach
as Sean
as Sam
as Narrator (voice)
as Moses / Pharoah
as Noah / Abraham / Moses / Pharoah
as Simon Ayer
as Erik 'Dozer' Nilsson
as Paramedic #1
as Romeo
as Kevin
as Big Frank
as Symanski
as Security Guard
as Rob Gronkowski
