as Tim
as Offensive Coach
as Randy
as Sean
as Sam
as Drew 'Gonzo' Gonville
as Bruno
as Narrator (voice)
as Noah / Abraham / Moses / Pharoah
as Moses / Pharoah
as Lupus Arachnea (voice)
as Simon Ayer
as Erik 'Dozer' Nilsson
as Paramedic #1
as Romeo
as Big Frank
as Symanski
as Rob Gronkowski
as Security Guard
