as Self
as Tommy Berke
as Crazed Professor
as Generic Student #113
as Alley Drunk
as Orderly Lance Randas
as Lloyds
as Himself
as Shemp Movie Director
as Spinell
as Detective Tremmel / Reverend (voice)
as Jehova's Witness
as Evidence Room Detective
as Irate Video Store Cashier
as Production Assistant
as Dream Father
as Carry-Out Customer
as Lance Randas
as Gerald Rivers Announcer
