as Alan Ballard
as Drummer
as Morty
as G.U.N. Association Representative
as Master Camute
as O'Mera
as Augustin
as Dickus Minimus
as Sourass
as William
as Scully the Evil Brother
as Wally Van Helsing
as Spring Heeled Jack
as Mayor Farnsworth
as Bob
as Glitter Bolan
as Dr. Frankenstein
as Heston
as Ring Master
as El Man
as Myles McCarthy
as Captain Forrester
as Det. John Honeysuckle / Pantomime Horse
as Commissioner Boredom
as Dr. Frankenstein / Suburban Couple
as The Grand Poobah (uncredited)
as Seymoure Ass
as Dominic
as Harold
as Mayor Rudolf
as Studio Security Guard
as Franco