as Pentagon General Council (uncredited)
as Veteran (uncredited)
as Clay Majors
as Bar patron (uncredited)
as Bicycle Enthusiast (uncredited)
as Grandpa
as Old man with bags
as Fire Chief
as Solomon Hayden
as Man who puts fire out on Laura Robertson's dress (uncredited)
as Ben Cox
as Wendel
as Earl
as Bob Phelps
as Pianist
as Professor Hunter
as Elmer
as Coach T.A.
as Horror Film Expert
as Jim Seamstress
as Harv
as Zerd / McMally / Meoweth
as Jack Pepper
as Wedding Official
as Claude
as Bishop McKinney
as Storyteller #1
as McMally
as Al Purplewood
as Narrator (voice)
as Father Gill O'Teen
as Marvin 'The Mantis' Stinebar
as Luigi
as Baron von Sebottendorf
as Mr. Fletcher
as Willy The Whisper
as Mr. Bouillabaisse
as Dr. Lazaroff
as Ritual Clown
as Cooper (as Larry Butler)
as Attorney Lawrence Butler
as Angry passenger
as Dr. Alan Hark
as Mr. Davidson
as Harold Tiller
as Doctor Patterson
as Rufas Demon
as Father Dickinson
as Mr. Peterson
as Harry Bates
as Al (voice)
as Ketchum
as Man whose doctor was a quack
as Father Gallagher
as Weatherman
as Ian
as Butch Bumstead
as Robert
as Coach David Stott
as Ike Darcey
as Pawn Broker
as Rudy McDougal
as Johnny Most
as Elderly Doctor
as Angry Gravy Robbers Customer