as Earl
as Pentagon General Council (uncredited)
as Coach T.A.
as Mr. Fletcher
as Solomon Hayden
as Fire Chief
as Professor Hunter
as Old man with bags
as Claude
as Bicycle Enthusiast (uncredited)
as Robert
as Mr. Bouillabaisse
as Clay Majors
as Wendel
as Bar patron (uncredited)
as Veteran (uncredited)
as Willy The Whisper
as Storyteller #1
as Harold Tiller
as Mr. Peterson
as Wedding Official
as Rufas Demon
as Father Gill O'Teen
as Pianist
as Man who puts fire out on Laura Robertson's dress (uncredited)
as Coach David Stott
as Doctor Patterson
as Jim Seamstress
as Grandpa
as Luigi
as Al (voice)
as Bishop McKinney
as Ben Cox
as Narrator (voice)
as Cooper (as Larry Butler)
as Ritual Clown
as Zerd / McMally / Meoweth
as Al Purplewood
as Butch Bumstead
as Dr. Alan Hark
as Father Dickinson
as Deputy White
as Marvin 'The Mantis' Stinebar
as Man whose doctor was a quack
as Father Gallagher
as Ketchum
as Horror Film Expert
as Angry passenger
as Dr. Lazaroff
as Elmer
as Weatherman
as Bob Phelps
as McMally
as Harry Bates
as Ian
as Harv
as Ike Darcey
as Mr. Davidson
as Jack Pepper
as Baron von Sebottendorf
as Pawn Broker
as Rudy McDougal
as Angry Gravy Robbers Customer
as Johnny Most
as Elderly Doctor
