as Pentagon General Council (uncredited)
as Earl
as Coach T.A.
as Mr. Fletcher
as Solomon Hayden
as Professor Hunter
as Old man with bags
as Robert
as Mr. Bouillabaisse
as Claude
as Wendel
as Bicycle Enthusiast (uncredited)
as Veteran (uncredited)
as Clay Majors
as Bar patron (uncredited)
as Fire Chief
as Harold Tiller
as Storyteller #1
as Coach David Stott
as Man who puts fire out on Laura Robertson's dress (uncredited)
as Father Gill O'Teen
as Al (voice)
as Rufas Demon
as Willy The Whisper
as Wedding Official
as Narrator (voice)
as Cooper (as Larry Butler)
as Mr. Peterson
as Luigi
as Pianist
as Al Purplewood
as Jim Seamstress
as Grandpa
as Doctor Patterson
as Ben Cox
as Bishop McKinney
as Ritual Clown
as Zerd / McMally / Meoweth
as Butch Bumstead
as Deputy White
as Marvin 'The Mantis' Stinebar
as Father Dickinson
as Dr. Alan Hark
as Man whose doctor was a quack
as Ian
as Horror Film Expert
as Elmer
as Father Gallagher
as Angry passenger
as Weatherman
as McMally
as Dr. Lazaroff
as Ike Darcey
as Bob Phelps
as Harry Bates
as Ketchum
as Mr. Davidson
as Harv
as Baron von Sebottendorf
as Jack Pepper
as Pawn Broker
as Rudy McDougal
as Angry Gravy Robbers Customer
as Johnny Most
as Elderly Doctor