as Pentagon General Council (uncredited)
as Cooper (as Larry Butler)
as Harv
as Rufas Demon
as Clay Majors
as Wedding Official
as Bar patron (uncredited)
as Al Purplewood
as Al (voice)
as Mr. Fletcher
as Elmer
as Fire Chief
as Solomon Hayden
as Earl
as Doctor Patterson
as Harold Tiller
as Claude
as Veteran (uncredited)
as Professor Hunter
as Coach David Stott
as Bicycle Enthusiast (uncredited)
as Coach T.A.
as Deputy White
as Storyteller #1
as Pianist
as Ritual Clown
as Marvin 'The Mantis' Stinebar
as Old man with bags
as Luigi
as Jim Seamstress
as Willy The Whisper
as Father Gill O'Teen
as Ben Cox
as Man who puts fire out on Laura Robertson's dress (uncredited)
as Ketchum
as Father Dickinson
as Mr. Bouillabaisse
as Bishop McKinney
as Grandpa
as Robert
as Zerd / McMally / Meoweth
as Man whose doctor was a quack
as Wendel
as Mr. Peterson
as Baron von Sebottendorf
as Harry Bates
as Narrator (voice)
as Dr. Alan Hark
as Horror Film Expert
as Ian
as Butch Bumstead
as McMally
as Dr. Lazaroff
as Ike Darcey
as Father Gallagher
as Angry passenger
as Bob Phelps
as Mr. Davidson
as Jack Pepper
as Weatherman
as Pawn Broker
as Angry Gravy Robbers Customer
as Johnny Most
as Rudy McDougal
as Elderly Doctor
