as Casino Dealer
as Osama Bin Ladin
as Self
as Josiah
as Mr. Allen
as Colonel Mustafa Kahlid
as Self (archive footage)
as Larry The Lips
as Tim (as Larry Thomasof)
as Sheik
as Coach Kassem Bosco
as Hamid Bin Al-Sheib
as Dr. Dick Asskis
as Larry
as Doctor Chiller
as Dr. Hajia
as Artie Benson
as Jimmy
as Convenience Store Clerk
as Yev Kassem
as Akhmad the Taxi Driver
as Zampano
as Maitre'd
as Grant (segment "The Wrestler")
as Mr. Galloway
