as Coach Kassem Bosco
as Larry The Lips
as Casino Dealer
as Tim (as Larry Thomasof)
as Hamid Bin Al-Sheib
as Mr. Allen
as Dr. Hajia
as Larry
as Jerry Morgan
as Osama Bin Ladin
as Sheik
as Self
as Doctor Chiller
as Dr. Dick Asskis
as Josiah
as Colonel Mustafa Kahlid
as Self (archive footage)
as Artie Benson
as Jimmy
as Convenience Store Clerk
as Yev Kassem
as Zampano
as Mr. Galloway
as Grant (segment "The Wrestler")
as Maitre'd
as Akhmad the Taxi Driver
