as Casino Dealer
as Osama Bin Ladin
as Self
as Mr. Allen
as Colonel Mustafa Kahlid
as Josiah
as Doctor Chiller
as Sheik
as Self (archive footage)
as Hamid Bin Al-Sheib
as Coach Kassem Bosco
as Artie Benson
as Jerry Morgan
as Larry
as Tim (as Larry Thomasof)
as Dr. Hajia
as Dr. Dick Asskis
as Jimmy
as Larry The Lips
as Convenience Store Clerk
as Yev Kassem
as Zampano
as Mr. Galloway
as Grant (segment "The Wrestler")
as Maitre'd
as Akhmad the Taxi Driver
