as Gofer / Slap (voice)
as R. S. Widdowes
as Murdoch Troon
as Dexter Munro
as 'Jock' Everett / Kommondant Stamfel
as Self
as Postman
as Self (archive footage)
as Benny 'The Kid' Lindowski
as Tourism Agent, Loch Ness Monster
as Matt Fernie
