as Russell Kalenich - The Dealer
as Jaywalker
as Andy Ackerman
as Compactor Room Janitor
as Santa (voice)
as Assorted Cheeses
as Citizen
as Chris Vincent
as Jerry
as Joey Jordan
as Sid
as Hilton Augustus Venable
as Male Nurse
as Jaret Otel
as Albert Einstein
as George (voice)
as Mr. Henning
as Rabbi Greenstein
as Ben Veloric
as Ray DeLorenzo
as Drug Rep
as Chef
as DMV Agent
as Jerry Svetka
as Wayne Phillips
as Dr. Adams
as Jason
as Dr. Barrett
as A.D.A. Morey Gross
as Aspiring Writer
as Mr. Mirisch
as Lt. Walker
as Mark
as Brian
as Joe
as Paul