as Announcer (voice; uncredited)
as Technician (Voice)
as Brad Bird / Dane the Saxophone Bird (voice)
as Grumpy (voice)
as Narrator (voice)
as Construction Foreman / Additional Voices (voice)
as Narrator
as Morgan Freemond (voice)
as Morgan Freeman (Voice)
as Spider Lieutenant / Store Employee (voice)
as The Feds
as Tyler
as Patrick Swayze / Robert Loggia (voice)
as James Taylor (voice)
as Sean Hannity (voice)
as Joe Biden (voice)
as Elf (voice)
as Michael McDonald (voice)
as Danny McBride (voice)
as John Mayer (voice)
as Joey Lawrence (voice)
as Red Redding (voice)
as Tommy Lee Jones (voice)
as John Davidson (voice)
as Aaron Sorkin (voice)
as (voice)
as Dennis Quaid / Tommy Lee Jones (voice)
as Don Imus (voice)
as Morgan Freeman (voice)
as Red Cloak (voice)
as Garrison Keillor (voice)
as Samuel Alito (voice)
as Kevin Costner (voice)
as Drew Carey (voice)
as Robert Stack (voice)
as Security Guard (voice)
as Wayne Gretzky (voice)
as Man at Bar (voice)
as Paul Rudd (voice)
as Jaramillo Henchman (voice)
as Junior (voice)
as Jerry Seinfeld (voice)
as Elijah Wood(voice)
as Geoff Peterson (voice)
as Narrator / Additional Voices (voice)
as Condom
