as 1969 NYPD Cop #2
as Little Mike
as Officer Grady
as Receptionist
as Teacher
as Referee
as Detective Lambert
as Co-Pilot
as Uniform Officer
as Big Santa
as Cop #1
as Philly Detective
as Police Officer
as Officer Randy Killnose
as Co-Worker
as Earl Greenstein
as Neighborhood Patrol
as Officer Prawnmandler
as Handyman
as Bachelor Party Buddy
as Bartender
as Bob
as Randy
as Bruce
as Mr. Phillips
as camp director
as Announcer / Smells Terrible (voice)