as Jughead Jones
as Larry Henderson
as Zack Estep
as Bert Jeeter
as Sullivan's Producer
as Personal Manager
as Artie
as Percival Osgood III
as Jailer
as Gigio
as Gary
as Raincoat
as Phone Guy #1
as Dr. Arthur Saxon
as Usher
as Sam
as Sam (archive footage)
as Jack Driscoll
as Bill
as Kathleen's One-night Stand
as Sheldon Fein
as Makeup Artist
as Dr. John Ballard
as Wishing Will
as Lloyd
as Dean Feddick
as Dewey Kunkle
as Terry Hoffmeister
