as Smith
as Bob Porter
as 'Whistling' John Shaw
as Mr. Detweiller (voice)
as Man in Ticket Line
as Mike Sweazy
as Mr. Seeger
as T. V. Commentator
as Cook
as Preacher
as Coach Kloogie / Mr. Detweiler (voice)
as Grimsdyke
as Ben Woods
as Abbey
as Danny
as Improvisation Group
as Winston Churchill
as Beany
as Tommy
as Harry
as Guerilla Theatre Troupe
as Drunk (Solly's Diner)
as Mr. Michaels
as Officer Rodney
as Various
as Pete
as Walter Gibbs
as Dr. Schroder
as Bill
as Drunk
as Benny Finch
as John Kennel (voice)
as Howard the Florist / News Reporter #2 (voice)
as Witness
as Dr. Bernstein
as Attorney Conlin Barker
as Ted
as Loquar
as Sales Guy
as Professor Sharpe
as Ed
as Andy Portico
as Paulie
as Paul Jenkins
as Percy
as Paul Krapence
as Arthur Nivingston
as Stu
as Santa Claus
as Ross Feinman
as Rob
as Harrison Leeworth
as Paul
as Gregg
as Tom
as Councilman Peters
as Coach Kluge (voice)
as Hotel Desk Clerk
as Mort the Guard
as Leonard Smith
as Dr. Dwayne Sotter
as Security Guy
as Deputy Zajac
as Mailman
as Plant Owner
as Red
as Mr. Biggles (voice)
as Pointing Guy
as Marvin Shriver
as Lenny
as Dennis Taylor