as Bob Porter
as Smith
as Coach Kloogie / Mr. Detweiler (voice)
as 'Whistling' John Shaw
as Mr. Detweiller (voice)
as Cook
as Mr. Seeger
as Man in Ticket Line
as Mike Sweazy
as Mr. Michaels
as Grimsdyke
as Improvisation Group
as Tommy
as T. V. Commentator
as Winston Churchill
as Abbey
as Beany
as Walter Gibbs
as Danny
as Dr. Schroder
as Guerilla Theatre Troupe
as Harry
as Drunk (Solly's Diner)
as Ben Woods
as Officer Rodney
as Preacher
as Pete
as John Kennel (voice)
as Drunk
as Bill
as Various
as Benny Finch
as Howard the Florist / News Reporter #2 (voice)
as Ted
as Andy Portico
as Paul Jenkins
as Paul Krapence
as Loquar
as Paul
as Gregg
as Tom
as Ed
as Sales Guy
as Professor Sharpe
as Paulie
as Coach Kluge (voice)
as Stu
as Hotel Desk Clerk
as Arthur Nivingston
as Mr. Biggles (voice)
as Albert
as Marvin Shriver
as Percy
as Rob
as Dr. Dwayne Sotter
as Lenny
as Councilman Peters
as Leonard Smith
as Security Guy
as Harrison Leeworth
as Plant Owner
as Santa Claus
as Witness
as Pointing Guy
as Mort the Guard
as Dennis Taylor
as Attorney Conlin Barker
as Ross Feinman
as Dr. Bernstein
as Mailman
as Red
as Deputy Zajac
