as Heiner Lanz
as Söldner
as Andreas
as Witte
as Narrator (voice)
as Jockel Rangebum
as James Lee
as Meister Fu
as Vater / Roy
as Himself
as Mann mit Helferkomplex
as Schwanz Solo / Dabbill Windbag / Captain Activision / Lord Leber
as Ziggy
as Killer