as Narrator (voice)
as Söldner
as Jockel Rangebum
as Witte
as James Lee
as Schwanz Solo / Dabbill Windbag / Captain Activision / Lord Leber
as Andreas
as Heiner Lanz
as Himself
as Vater / Roy
as Mann mit Helferkomplex
as Meister Fu
as Ziggy
as Killer