as Michael Cera Look-A-Like
as Blond
as Chance
as Ben
as Devin Wright
as Chris
as Mickey Steele / Clown
as Chad Heyman
as Benny 'Rhino' Rheneiski
as Richie Ellison
as Swashbuckling Swan
as Tanner
as Anthony Hopkins
as Alan
as Wasted Preppy Guy
