as Ross
as Prince Mateusz / Prince Mateusz starling (voice)
as Carpet Buyer
as 'Buła'
as brother Piotr
as Mariusz's Brother
as Prince Mateusz
as Pilot Krzysztof
as Filak
as Gandarmerie Commander
as Wiesiek
as Investor
as Mariusz
as Maciek
as Włodzimierz Maślak
as Misiek
as Schweinepolizist
as Producer
as Cinkciarz
as taxi driver
as Tadek
as Wiktor
as Debt collector Czesio
as TV Operator
as Paweł
as 'Fastryga'
as Romek
as Kuter
as Kamil
as Andrzej
as Antek
as Haker Wiktor
as "Moskit"
as Piwosznik
as Filip
as Tomasz 'Czuły Narrator' (segment "Znikanie pani B")
as Masseur Stasio
as Franek
as Cypek
as "Gruby"
as Jan Pampuch
as Kazimierz Bączek
as Bernard
as Purcel
as Aspirant Henryk Matusiak
as Bezdomny
as policeman
as Policeman
as Oficer śledczy
as Grzegorz
as Włodek
as policjant z miasteczka
as Szymon
as driving instructor
as Gienek "Generał" Strachoń
as Stefan Wichura
as seller in the shoe shop
as Zwinek
as Jabba
as Tomasz
as Janek Woźniak
as Włodzimierz Korytko
as "Korzeń"
as Jola's Husband
as Robert
as Wilhelm
as Oskar Strzygoń
as Kazimierz Bączek vel Poniatowski
as "Buła"
as Mieczysław 'Cybant' Orkisz
as Corpse Carrier Grzegorz
as Instructor Rysiek
as Szamała
as Stach
as salesman
as Nacjonalista, totalnie nie gej
as zdyskwalifikowany rosyjski sportowiec
