as Chief Engineer Daniels
as Sheriff Bates
as Judge Parker
as Butler
as Amir
as Mike
as Goat Farmer
as Captain Smalls
as Charity Santa
as Mr. Richards
as Sidewalk Santa
as Benny
as Bar Patron
as Danvers
as The Bartender
as Millard 'Duck' Davis
as Otis
as Bartender
as Dr. Steven
as Grismer
as Drunkard (as Mike Gaglio)
as Hoke (as Mike Gaglio)
as Prof. Wells (as Mike Gaglio)
as Jim
as Herbert
as Steve
as Jones
as Bill
as Inspector Hinds
as Tony
as Griswald
as Dr. Mortimer (as Mike Gaglio)
as Santa
as Mark
as David
as Custodian 1
as First Producer
as Balthasar
as John in Bar
as Hartford
as Grabowski
as Bill Buxley
as Danvers (archive footage)
as Phinnias
as Adam
as Mr. Turnbull
as Talbot (as Mike Gaglio)
as Grabowski (archive footage)
as Checkers Man (as Mike Gaglio)
as Johnson
as Clancey
as Carmichael
as Professor Roger Franklin
as Deputy Miller
as General Randall
as SGT Ben Peterson
as Robber
