as Sheriff Bates
as Chief Engineer Daniels
as Amir
as Custodian 1
as Danvers (archive footage)
as Dr. Steven
as Griswald
as Bill Buxley
as The Bartender
as David
as Diner Owner
as Mike
as Butler
as Herbert
as Bar Patron
as Otis
as Judge Parker
as Sidewalk Santa
as Drunkard (as Mike Gaglio)
as Hartford
as Hoke (as Mike Gaglio)
as Charity Santa
as Steve
as Benny
as Detective Rogers
as Deputy Miller
as Jim
as SGT Ben Peterson
as Grabowski (archive footage)
as Johnson
as Goat Farmer
as Mr. Turnbull
as Carmichael
as Clancey
as Prof. Wells (as Mike Gaglio)
as Mr. Richards
as Jones
as Bartender
as Captain Smalls
as Inspector Hinds
as Santa
as Mark
as Millard 'Duck' Davis
as Professor Roger Franklin
as Mike (archive footage)
as Hank
as Adam
as Tony
as Checkers Man (as Mike Gaglio)
as Bill
as Louie
as Talbot (as Mike Gaglio)
as Grismer
as Dr. Mortimer (as Mike Gaglio)
as John in Bar
as Danvers
as First Producer
as General Randall
as Grabowski
as Phinnias
as Balthasar
as The Villager
as Robber
