as Butler
as Sheriff Bates
as Amir
as Chief Engineer Daniels
as Mike
as Judge Parker
as Benny
as Captain Smalls
as Millard 'Duck' Davis
as Prof. Wells (as Mike Gaglio)
as Danvers
as Bar Patron
as Bill
as Grismer
as Griswald
as Hoke (as Mike Gaglio)
as Goat Farmer
as Diner Owner
as Mr. Turnbull
as Charity Santa
as Checkers Man (as Mike Gaglio)
as The Bartender
as Mark
as Dr. Steven
as Hartford
as Bartender
as Detective Rogers
as Mr. Richards
as Jim
as Carmichael
as Herbert
as Santa
as Professor Roger Franklin
as Jones
as Drunkard (as Mike Gaglio)
as Grabowski
as Otis
as John in Bar
as Inspector Hinds
as Steve
as Phinnias
as Talbot (as Mike Gaglio)
as Johnson
as General Randall
as Tony
as Dr. Mortimer (as Mike Gaglio)
as Custodian 1
as Balthasar
as Danvers (archive footage)
as Grabowski (archive footage)
as Sidewalk Santa
as Louie
as Mike (archive footage)
as David
as SGT Ben Peterson
as The Villager
as Adam
as Clancey
as Bill Buxley
as First Producer
as Deputy Miller
as Robber
