as Sheriff Bates
as Steve
as Chief Engineer Daniels
as Prof. Wells (as Mike Gaglio)
as Grabowski (archive footage)
as Hartford
as The Bartender
as Inspector Hinds
as Danvers (archive footage)
as Dr. Steven
as Judge Parker
as Santa
as Checkers Man (as Mike Gaglio)
as Bartender
as Jim
as Charity Santa
as Otis
as Bill Buxley
as Balthasar
as Goat Farmer
as Mike
as Carmichael
as Louie
as Dr. Mortimer (as Mike Gaglio)
as Bill
as Butler
as Herbert
as Jones
as Amir
as Johnson
as John in Bar
as Bar Patron
as Adam
as Deputy Miller
as Mr. Richards
as Captain Smalls
as Diner Owner
as Benny
as Drunkard (as Mike Gaglio)
as First Producer
as David
as Mark
as Sidewalk Santa
as Grismer
as Hoke (as Mike Gaglio)
as Mike (archive footage)
as Griswald
as Professor Roger Franklin
as Millard 'Duck' Davis
as Tony
as Danvers
as Mr. Turnbull
as SGT Ben Peterson
as Talbot (as Mike Gaglio)
as Clancey
as Detective Rogers
as Phinnias
as The Villager
as Grabowski
as Custodian 1
as General Randall
as Robber
