as Butler
as Chief Engineer Daniels
as Mike
as Amir
as Checkers Man (as Mike Gaglio)
as Sheriff Bates
as Judge Parker
as Millard 'Duck' Davis
as Goat Farmer
as Diner Owner
as Hoke (as Mike Gaglio)
as Captain Smalls
as Danvers
as Charity Santa
as Dr. Steven
as Jim
as Bar Patron
as Prof. Wells (as Mike Gaglio)
as Herbert
as Bartender
as Grismer
as Griswald
as The Bartender
as Jones
as Mr. Richards
as Benny
as Otis
as Mark
as Sidewalk Santa
as Hartford
as Tony
as Santa
as Talbot (as Mike Gaglio)
as Bill
as Drunkard (as Mike Gaglio)
as Clancey
as Johnson
as Mr. Turnbull
as David
as Steve
as Phinnias
as Professor Roger Franklin
as Balthasar
as Grabowski
as Bill Buxley
as Carmichael
as Inspector Hinds
as Custodian 1
as John in Bar
as Danvers (archive footage)
as Deputy Miller
as First Producer
as Dr. Mortimer (as Mike Gaglio)
as Grabowski (archive footage)
as Adam
as Mike (archive footage)
as SGT Ben Peterson
as General Randall
as Louie
as Robber
