as Col. Victor Morena
as Maestro
as Candido
as Ben
as Second Story
as Tommy
as Miguel
as Asid
as Señor Juan
as Dr. Policarpio, M.D. (segment "Dear Killer")
as Jesus
as Batang Aladin
as Augusto Batobalani
as Temyong (segment "I Love You, Moo-moo")
as Himself
as Remote Control
as Soldier
