as Teukka
as Touko Reiman
as Voiceover (voice)
as Sairaanhoitaja
as Seppo Sorjonen
as Luutnantti Grönvall
as Peni Turhapuro
as Mikko
as Santtu Luoto
as Vesa Rajala
as Esa
as Gas Station Thug
as Kolin Martikainen
as Alikersantti Hönö
as Hapa
as Eino Viheriävaara
as Tony
as Alikersantti Sulonen
as Seppo Sorjonen / Narrator
as Ari Nykänen, VR:n osastopäällikkö, tutkijalautakunnan sihteeri
as Moominpappa (voice)
as Sakke
as Esko Ahvonen
as Gösta Lundsten
as Veli
as Lanttulonkero-mies
as Alpo "Allu" Korva
