as Seppo Sorjonen
as Teukka
as Voiceover (voice)
as Gas Station Thug
as Seppo Sorjonen / Narrator
as Hapa
as Touko Reiman
as Eino Viheriävaara
as Peni Turhapuro
as Luutnantti Grönvall
as Vesa Rajala
as Moominpappa (voice)
as Sairaanhoitaja
as Tony
as Esa
as Mikko
as Alikersantti Hönö
as Ari Nykänen, VR:n osastopäällikkö, tutkijalautakunnan sihteeri
as Santtu Luoto
as Alikersantti Sulonen
as Kolin Martikainen
as Sakke
as Esko Ahvonen
as Alpo "Allu" Korva
as Gösta Lundsten
as Veli
as Lanttulonkero-mies
