as Teukka
as Seppo Sorjonen / Narrator
as Alikersantti Sulonen
as Sairaanhoitaja
as Esa
as Voiceover (voice)
as Eino Viheriävaara
as Santtu Luoto
as Tony
as Seppo Sorjonen
as Mikko
as Gas Station Thug
as Luutnantti Grönvall
as Touko Reiman
as Vesa Rajala
as Alikersantti Hönö
as Peni Turhapuro
as Ari Nykänen, VR:n osastopäällikkö, tutkijalautakunnan sihteeri
as Hapa
as Kolin Martikainen
as Moominpappa (voice)
as Sakke
as Esko Ahvonen
as Gösta Lundsten
as Veli
as Alpo "Allu" Korva
as Lanttulonkero-mies
