as Seppo Sorjonen / Narrator
as Peni Turhapuro
as Eino Viheriävaara
as Teukka
as Alikersantti Sulonen
as Alikersantti Hönö
as Esa
as Luutnantti Grönvall
as Touko Reiman
as Voiceover (voice)
as Tony
as Sairaanhoitaja
as Gas Station Thug
as Mikko
as Seppo Sorjonen
as Vesa Rajala
as Kolin Martikainen
as Santtu Luoto
as Hapa
as Ari Nykänen, VR:n osastopäällikkö, tutkijalautakunnan sihteeri
as Moominpappa (voice)
as Sakke
as Gösta Lundsten
as Alpo "Allu" Korva
as Lanttulonkero-mies
as Esko Ahvonen
as Veli
