as Teukka
as Esa
as Sairaanhoitaja
as Voiceover (voice)
as Tony
as Touko Reiman
as Seppo Sorjonen / Narrator
as Santtu Luoto
as Eino Viheriävaara
as Alikersantti Sulonen
as Alikersantti Hönö
as Mikko
as Gas Station Thug
as Ari Nykänen, VR:n osastopäällikkö, tutkijalautakunnan sihteeri
as Seppo Sorjonen
as Hapa
as Luutnantti Grönvall
as Moominpappa (voice)
as Kolin Martikainen
as Peni Turhapuro
as Vesa Rajala
as Sakke
as Esko Ahvonen
as Veli
as Gösta Lundsten
as Alpo "Allu" Korva
as Lanttulonkero-mies
