as Ron (voice)
as Chuck
as Lance Corporal Judge
as Cold Open Scientist #1
as Cultist
as Opthomologist
as Self
as General Negligence
as Hot Dog
as Group Leader
as Bob Devore
as Abraham Lincoln
as Narrator
as The High Priest
as Stranger
as Felix Foob
as Ron
as Mr. Arbor
as Anorexia Counsellor (voice)
as Funtime Exec (voice)
as Richard / Flying Pig (voice)
as Ronald Lynch (voice)
as Dr. Lynch
as Doctor
as City Council Member (voice)
as Tourist
as Mr. Lynch
as Award Show Announcer (voice)
as Man in Fitness Infomercial
as MIDI Announcer (voice)
as Musky Tusk Announcer (voice)
as Arman Driver