as Self - Friend / Actor / Co-Star, The Bad News Bears
as Lawrence
as Jake
as Sonny
as Dr. Fredericks
as Kid
as Danny Burton
as Victor DuBois
as Tito Landreau
as Mario
as Smitty
as Self - Emcee
as Sammy Garrett
as David James
as D'Andre
as E.Z. Brooks
as Morris
as Linc
as Eric
as Patrick
as Neil Winters
as Joe
as Alex Haley, age 12
as CJ
as Sheldon Kemp
as Ahmad Abdul Rahim
as Homer
as Young Roman
