as Tommy Skinner
as Eric
as McArdle
as Himself
as Geoff
as Mr Grimes
as Reg
as Dick
as Mr. McCarten
as Dalton
as Derek
as Bertie Masson
as Tramp
as Self - Audience Member (uncredited)
as Malcolm Cromer
as Self
as Himself (Narrator)
as Andrew
as Phil
as Dennis
as Dave Miller
as Cedric Shanks
as George
as Les / Lesley
as Ken Gardiner
as Dennis Patterson
as Mr Lang
as DCI Duggan
as DCI Colin Duggan
as Ronnie Goodall
as Foxy
as Mr. Nightingale Sr.
as Mike Fiddler
as Riff Raff
as Jacob Collins
as Paul King
as Ian
as Narrator
as Syd Lemon
as Gastric
as Reg Toomer
as Mr. Mulcaster
as Eric Lofthouse
as Ralph Breeze
as Narrator (voice)
