as McArdle
as Tommy Skinner
as Himself
as Geoff
as Dick
as Dalton
as Mr Grimes
as Mr. McCarten
as Self
as Derek
as Eric
as Tramp
as Self - Audience Member (uncredited)
as Malcolm Cromer
as Himself (Narrator)
as Andrew
as Phil
as Reg
as Dennis
as George
as Cedric Shanks
as Ken Gardiner
as Dave Miller
as Les / Lesley
as Gastric
as Mr Lang
as DCI Duggan
as DCI Colin Duggan
as Dennis Patterson
as Ronnie Goodall
as Riff Raff
as Mike Fiddler
as Mr. Mulcaster
as Mr. Nightingale Sr.
as Narrator
as Foxy
as Reg Toomer
as Jacob Collins
as Syd Lemon
as Eric Lofthouse
as Ian
as Paul King
as Narrator (voice)
