as Tommy Skinner
as McArdle
as Mr. McCarten
as Mr Grimes
as Derek
as Geoff
as Himself
as Dalton
as Bertie Masson
as Eric
as Malcolm Cromer
as Reg
as Self
as Dennis
as Dick
as Himself (Narrator)
as Tramp
as Andrew
as Self - Audience Member (uncredited)
as Harvey Troupe
as Phil
as George
as Dave Miller
as Les / Lesley
as Gastric
as Mr Lang
as Ken Gardiner
as Cedric Shanks
as Ronnie Goodall
as Mr. Mulcaster
as Eric Lofthouse
as Reg Toomer
as Syd Lemon
as Foxy
as DCI Duggan
as DCI Colin Duggan
as Jacob Collins
as Mike Fiddler
as Narrator
as Riff Raff
as Narrator (voice)
as Ralph Breeze
as Mr. Nightingale Sr.
as Dennis Patterson
as Ian
as Paul King
as Les/Lesley Conroy
