as Coach Spinello
as Uniformed Mercenary
as Krause
as Vice Principal Sludge
as Steele Manheim
as Cooper
as Self
as Armed Terrorist Tucker
as Hans Saxer
as Adam Clark
as Sergeant Tuers
as Yuri Volkoff
as The Fire Marshall / Forearmageddon (voice)
as the Doorman
as Simms
as Jason Bumgarner
as Ludwig
as The Captain
as Doug Normous
as Soldier
as Carl
as Grady
as Victor
as Lee
as Hawk
as Deputy Slad
as Chet
as Ross Hardison
as Randy Oaks
as Sweeney Brother
as Slade
as Turbo
as Munson
as Fist