as Sörsselssön
as 'Kuoleva Joutsen' (uncredited)
as Hämeen Hitain
as Kalevi Riivatsalo, managing director at Mainostoimisto Universalin
as Self
as Sörsselsson
as Hannu Edengren
as koomikkotaiteilija Simo Salminen
as Taneli Huurre
as Tonto
as Härveli
as Sörssellssön
as Lörsson / Lörssonin isä
as Jaska
as Intohimoinen suutelija / Mies neuvottelussa
as Väke / Keksijä Yskänen
as Kullervo 'Kultsi' Kankinen
as Mauno Munalukko
as Lettunen
as cinematographer Törrönen
as Pullo Pölkkynen
as pääinsinööri Sulo Räntävaara, "Lahtari-Lösse"
as Simo Seivästö
as Salaiseksi agentiksi opiskellut pohjalaishämäläinen
as Restorer
as Simo
as Lörssön
as Insinööri Sörsselssön
