as Major Asshole
as Principal Vegas
as Nervous Guy
as Shorty
as Party Guest
as Melvin
as Security Guard
as Plugsy (voice)
as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)
as Lucky Brassiere / Joey Carbone / Thumb in Stall
as Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)
as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Baby and Sex Change Barker / 'I Can't Swim!' (voice)
as Police Chief / Criminal #1 / Terrified Man (voice)
as Mike Milken
as Detail Supervisor
as Jish / Nice Old Lady / Crotchety Fisherman (voice)
as Humpy / Baker / Brother
as Kidnapper
as Bus Driver
as Venetta
as Man
as Hockey Fan
as Paul
as Man on Bus
as Rutherford B. Hayes
