as Major Asshole
as Principal Vegas
as Security Guard
as Nervous Guy
as Detail Supervisor
as Plugsy (voice)
as Party Guest
as Melvin
as Shorty
as Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)
as Pig (voice)
as (voice)
as Lucky Brassiere / Joey Carbone / Thumb in Stall
as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Baby and Sex Change Barker / 'I Can't Swim!' (voice)
as Police Chief / Criminal #1 / Terrified Man (voice)
as Kidnapper
as Jish / Nice Old Lady / Crotchety Fisherman (voice)
as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)
as Mike Milken
as Humpy / Baker / Brother
as Bus Driver
as Venetta
as Man
as Paul
as Rutherford B. Hayes
as Hockey Fan
