as Principal Vegas
as Major Asshole
as Detail Supervisor
as Party Guest
as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Baby and Sex Change Barker / 'I Can't Swim!' (voice)
as Nervous Guy
as Shorty
as Plugsy (voice)
as Police Chief / Criminal #1 / Terrified Man (voice)
as Lucky Brassiere / Joey Carbone / Thumb in Stall
as Kidnapper
as Pig (voice)
as Melvin
as (voice)
as Humpy / Baker / Brother
as Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)
as Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)
as Security Guard
as Jish / Nice Old Lady / Crotchety Fisherman (voice)
as Landlord
as Mike Milken
as Bus Driver
as Venetta
as Man
as Paul
as Hockey Fan
as Rutherford B. Hayes
