as Philip Melanchton
as Charly
as Herr Wittner
as Mr. Kruse
as Landowner
as Aki Lührs
as János Valuska
as Viktor
as Courier
as Wirt
as Paul
as Shop Owner
as Kaduk
as Domenico
as Steini
as Gamasche
as Hermet
as Peter, Laborer #2
as Maries Vater
as Joseph Rossmann
as Träumchen
as Mr. Obermüller
as Smeerlap
as Kalle
as Severin
as Bruno
as Slupor
as Larry
as Waiter
as Edgar
as Kammerdiener Heinz Linge
as Udo
as Balduin
as Oskar
as Gabriel
as Pontenagel
as Loco Satano
as Eugen
as Schui-Franz
as Ludger Behnken
as Knarek
as Enno Kluge
as Oscar
as Self
as Flo
as Bill
as Self - Narrator (voice)
as Fuchs
as Chucky Norris
as Doktor Sprengel
as Herr Grube
as H
as Bauer
as Teltow, der Hausmeister
as Piraten Käpt'n
as Michael
as Freddy Rossmeißel
as Johann Fischbrenner
as Narrator
as Rolle
as Billy Andrews
as Leiter Seniorenheim
as August
as Rüdiger Wilke
as Christian Brenner
as Matz Roloff
as Killer Petteri Salokangas
as Prof. Olaf Freising
as Clemens Rottluff
as Oliver Pfeifer
as Bloch
as Jens Völkel
as Uwe Roberts
as Danny Osterwald
as Hansi Wagner
as Hauke Sponbiel
as Vincent
as Stavros
as Lothar
as Polizeikommissar Michael Schubert
as Klaus Bitz
as Herbert
as Micha
as Ole