as Philip Melanchton
as Gamasche
as Smeerlap
as Edgar
as Severin
as Kaduk
as Wirt
as Pontenagel
as Paul
as Mr. Obermüller
as Viktor
as Herr Wittner
as Balduin
as Loco Satano
as Mr. Kruse
as Träumchen
as Joseph Rossmann
as Shop Owner
as Courier
as Maries Vater
as Landowner
as Bruno
as Schui-Franz
as Udo
as Peter, Laborer #2
as János Valuska
as Domenico
as Kammerdiener Heinz Linge
as Ludger Behnken
as Enno Kluge
as Leiter Seniorenheim
as Oscar
as H
as Kryoniker
as Chucky Norris
as Waiter
as Oskar
as Knarek
as Fuchs
as Rolle
as Slupor
as Bauer
as Self
as Steini
as Piraten Käpt'n
as Eugen
as Self - Narrator (voice)
as Aki Lührs
as Johann Fischbrenner
as Hermet
as Self - voice
as Billy Andrews
as Herr Grube
as Kalle
as Teltow, der Hausmeister
as Charly
as Larry
as Gabriel
as August
as Doktor Sprengel
as Bill
as Freddy Rossmeißel
as Flo
as Michael
as Narrator
as Rüdiger Wilke
as Christian Brenner
as Matz Roloff
as Killer Petteri Salokangas
as Oliver Pfeifer
as Bloch
as Prof. Olaf Freising
as Clemens Rottluff
as Jens Völkel
as Uwe Roberts
as Danny Osterwald
as Herbert
as Ole
as Lothar
as Hauke Sponbiel
as Polizeikommissar Michael Schubert
as Micha
as Stavros
as Hansi Wagner
as Vincent
as Klaus Bitz