as Adam Wolak
as porucznik Brzóska
as Santa Claus
as Leonid Breżniew
as Barkeeper
as Komendant
as Perełka
as złodziej skutera wodnego Michała
as dentysta
as taksówkarz wiozący Koreańczyków
as Our President
as polski skin w pociągu
as deputy prime minister Sekuła
as Restaurant Owner
as Orderly
as facet pilnujący autobusu na stadionie
as Adam
as Adwokat Krzyśka
as ksiądz
as 'Palacz'
as German at "Gejsza"
as kierowca
as Policjant
as Ryszard
as Paweł Kozioł / Piotr Kozioł
as Rich Man
as "Mały", człowiek "Baby"
as Kokosz (voice)
as w roli własnej oraz jako Karol Krawczyk
as Zygfryd Kuźma
as Dowódca straży
as Piotr
as Karol Krawczyk
as SS-Hauptsturmfuhrer Harry Sauer
as Piotr Kozioł / Paweł Kozioł
as Rysio, producent "TV Max"
as "Gruby"
as Minister Ryszard
as Staszek
as Czorny Senior
as Ojciec
as pułkownik Jabłuszenko
as Mieczysław Paczulski
as dyrektor Svoboda
as komisarz Tadeusz „Chudy” Chudziszewski