as Adam Wolak
as porucznik Brzóska
as Barkeeper
as Santa Claus
as dentysta
as taksówkarz wiozący Koreańczyków
as 'Palacz'
as Perełka, kuchmistrz Cześnika
as Orderly
as Leonid Breżniew
as deputy prime minister Sekuła
as Our President
as Komendant
as Restaurant Owner
as Ryszard
as Paweł Kozioł / Piotr Kozioł
as kierowca
as złodziej skutera wodnego Michała
as Adam
as German at "Gejsza"
as Dowódca straży
as polski skin w pociągu
as facet pilnujący autobusu na stadionie
as Zygfryd Kuźma
as ksiądz
as Policjant
as Adwokat Krzyśka
as w roli własnej oraz jako Karol Krawczyk
as "Mały", człowiek "Baby"
as Kokosz (voice)
as Rich Man
as Piotr
as Piotr Kozioł / Paweł Kozioł
as Karol Krawczyk
as Czorny Senior
as "Gruby"
as Staszek
as SS-Hauptsturmfuhrer Harry Sauer
as Rysio, producent "TV Max"
as Mieczysław Paczulski
as pułkownik Jabłuszenko
as dyrektor Svoboda
as komisarz Tadeusz „Chudy” Chudziszewski
as Minister Ryszard
as Ojciec