as Mercenary (uncredited)
as Sweaty Clerk
as Clarence
as Police Officer Smith
as Paulie
as Producer Jenkins
as Sam
as Andy
as Mustache Man
as Billy
as Sheriff Smith
as Ninjas
as Pfc. Park
as Casey
as Guy
as Dr. Laccio
as Jinx
as Party Guy #1
as Ash
as White Wizard
as Colonel Hebert
