as Clarence
as Police Officer Smith
as Sweaty Clerk
as Producer Jenkins
as Sam Miller
as Casey
as Dr. Laccio
as Mercenary (uncredited)
as Jinx
as Party Guy #1
as Billy
as Pfc. Park
as Paulie
as Andy
as Sam
as Ninjas
as Sheriff Smith
as Mustache Man
as Guy
as Ash
as Colonel Hebert
as White Wizard