as Jack
as Pete
as Marc
as The Scorpion
as Ray Pye
as The Pizza Guy (segment "Pizza Guy")
as Joe / Rascal
as Young George Lockhart
as Stoned Guy 2
as Franki
as Ernie
as James
as Photographer
as Jared
as Caleb
as Sass
as Bobby Fontaine
as The Assistant
as Chip Stearns
as PFC Joseph Smithfield
as Eddie
as Wayne
