as Det. Ray Garton
as Smiley
as Slate Guy
as Homeless Man
as Manx
as Angelo
as Dee
as Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
as Sergeant Pollard Rodgers
as Pretty Boy
as PFC Henning
as The Mastermind
as Caller
as Deke
as Daisy
as Thug #2
as Gordon
as Agent Ralph Mahoney
as Stranger
as Dr. Lanyon
as Photographer
as Max Assassin
as Julio
as Jed Turner
as Sluggo
as Trace McNeil
as Bald Thug
as Dr. Izar
as Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh
as Pvt. Phillips
as Freddy Palmer
as Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe
as Louie
as Logos
as Judge Carlyle
as Burke
as Museum Curator
as Professor Blaisdale
as Dave
as Monster 1
as Sheriff Winston (voice)
as Wang Hung Lo
as Self
as Brimstone
as Ronald
as Harry
as Cabbie
as Si
as Stork
as Paul
as Mike
as Inbred Jed
as Mad Rapper
as Zombie
as Elliot Benson
as Alien Boss (voice)
as American Jed
as Nightmare Agent
as Party Guest
as Bert
