as Daisy
as Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
as Pretty Boy
as Zombie
as Slate Guy
as Trace McNeil
as Bald Thug
as Manx
as Inbred Jed
as Det. Ray Garton
as Photographer
as Wang Hung Lo
as Angelo
as Brimstone
as Deke
as Mad Rapper
as Stranger
as Professor Blaisdale
as Sheriff Winston (voice)
as Julio
as Cabbie
as Judge Carlyle
as Caller
as Max Assassin
as Jed Turner
as Monster 1
as Homeless Man
as Dee
as Pvt. Phillips
as Louie
as Smiley
as Ronald
as Logos
as Harry
as PFC Henning
as Dr. Izar
as Alien Boss (voice)
as Paul
as Dr. Lanyon
as Gordon
as Freddy Palmer
as Si
as American Jed
as Sergeant Pollard Rodgers
as Party Guest
as Elliot Benson
as The Mastermind
as Self
as Agent Ralph Mahoney
as Museum Curator
as Sluggo
as Thug #2
as Bert
as Mike
as Burke
as Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe
as Stork
as Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh
as Dave
as Nightmare Agent
