as Slate Guy
as Manx
as Dee
as Deke
as The Mastermind
as Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
as Det. Ray Garton
as Ronald
as Dr. Lanyon
as Thug #2
as Max Assassin
as Mike
as Sergeant Pollard Rodgers
as Homeless Man
as Trace McNeil
as Logos
as Angelo
as Zombie
as Monster 1
as Photographer
as Si
as Pvt. Phillips
as Agent Ralph Mahoney
as Freddy Palmer
as Burke
as Pretty Boy
as Stranger
as Gordon
as PFC Henning
as Wang Hung Lo
as Caller
as Self
as Julio
as Jed Turner
as Louie
as Cabbie
as Dr. Izar
as Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh
as Inbred Jed
as Smiley
as Professor Blaisdale
as Daisy
as Sluggo
as Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe
as Bald Thug
as Dave
as Judge Carlyle
as Stork
as Mad Rapper
as Elliot Benson
as Museum Curator
as Brimstone
as Harry
as Sheriff Winston (voice)
as Party Guest
as Alien Boss (voice)
as Nightmare Agent
as American Jed
as Bert
as Paul
