as Deke
as Manx
as Slate Guy
as Det. Ray Garton
as Max Assassin
as Smiley
as Homeless Man
as Julio
as Pretty Boy
as Photographer
as The Mastermind
as Pvt. Phillips
as Dee
as Sluggo
as Logos
as Sergeant Pollard Rodgers
as Dr. Lanyon
as Agent Ralph Mahoney
as Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
as Bald Thug
as PFC Henning
as Mad Rapper
as Thug #2
as Stranger
as Inbred Jed
as Brimstone
as Judge Carlyle
as Caller
as Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh
as Si
as Angelo
as Gordon
as Jed Turner
as Museum Curator
as Louie
as Party Guest
as Daisy
as American Jed
as Alien Boss (voice)
as Burke
as Elliot Benson
as Wang Hung Lo
as Freddy Palmer
as Trace McNeil
as Sheriff Winston (voice)
as Harry
as Ronald
as Bert
as Mike
as Dave
as Dr. Izar
as Self
as Stork
as Monster 1
as Zombie
as Nightmare Agent
as Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe
as Professor Blaisdale
as Cabbie
as Paul
