as Mad Rapper
as Manx
as Paul
as Julio
as Daisy
as Pretty Boy
as Sheriff Winston (voice)
as Slate Guy
as Gordon
as Inbred Jed
as Dr. Izar
as Pvt. Phillips
as Judge Carlyle
as Alien Boss (voice)
as Bald Thug
as Wang Hung Lo
as Brimstone
as Angelo
as Caller
as Trace McNeil
as Si
as Homeless Man
as Stranger
as Sluggo
as Shaw
as PFC Henning
as Professor Blaisdale
as Det. Ray Garton
as Elliot Benson
as Dee
as Jed Turner
as Party Guest
as Photographer
as Ronald
as Louie
as Max Assassin
as Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
as Dr. Lanyon
as Sergeant Pollard Rodgers
as Smiley
as Logos
as Museum Curator
as Zombie
as Self
as Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh
as The Mastermind
as Agent Ralph Mahoney
as Thug #2
as Deke
as Freddy Palmer
as Mike
as Dave
as Cabbie
as Burke
as Stork
as American Jed
as Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe
as Monster 1
as Bert
as Harry
as Nightmare Agent
